Another...novel?

Alas, The Captain has penned yet another novel that he expects me to read and edit! Luckily, it is less than 100 single-spaced pages, but it is quite terrible nonetheless. The Captain told me it's a story about a young man who is kidnapped and adopted into a very abusive family. There is also the Ku Klux Klan in this tome, but from what I have read so far, it does not seem as though The Captain did a whit of research into this hate group. I do fear how much worse it will get before I am finished. And although I have never entertained the idea of drinking, I do now.

It does not seem as if he has a set title for it either. He has been calling it The Vengeful Jackknife, The Furious Jackknife, The Angry Jackknife, The Malicious Jackknife, and even Les Jackknife de Rage. I know not how to refer to it, for when I slipped up and asked him when he wanted The Vengeful Jackknife edited by, he switched my hands and yelled, "It's called The Pissed Jackknife, damn you!"

Oh dear...

Mary Langford