Welcome... 'CAPTAIN FACTS' is finally HERE!
The Captain is a mysterious man. So, in light of that fact, I will share here, with you other occasional 'facts' as best as can be discovered and known, in a segment I like to call Captain Facts.
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Captain Fact #1- "The Captain" hates Walt Whitman...for some reason.
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Captain Fact #2 - 'The Captain' Has what some might consider an unhealthy obsession with opera singer Enrico Caruso. (Especially when he's dressed like a Captain).
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Captain Fact #3 - 'The Captain' is of mixed Irish AND Scottish descent, a fact which at times creates many problems for him, and goes a long way to explaining some of his Jeckyl and Hyde behavior. (The rest of the way usually explained by too much alcohol).
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Captain Fact # 4 - The Captain's Birthday is August 28th, 1915. He likes to call it his "Death Day"... for some reason.
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Captain Fact #5 - The Captain has a multitude of houses: one outside of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, one in San Francisco, a castle in Scotland, and a condo in Pensacola, Florida.
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Captain Fact # 6 - The Captain Loves Haggis and Pie.
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Captain Fact # 7 - The Captain's ship is the S.S. Diamondback. There is a species of rattlesnake called a Diamondback - No relation.
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Captain Fact # 8 - The Captain is Deathly afraid of spiders.
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Captain Fact # 9 - The Captain always writes poems for his relatives on their Birthdays and Christmas. Hey, its saves money!
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Captain Fact # 10 - The Captain is superstitious about Black Cats... for some reason.
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Captain Fact # 11 - The Captain, {though born in 1915} has been {arguably} referenced historically in both writing and early photographs as far back as the early 19th Century? Yes!
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Captain Fact # 12 - The Captain has a spunky daughter named Cecelia. She doesn't appreciate her Fathers 'poetry' (or being held captive on her Father's boat!).
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Captain Fact # 13 - The Captain has poor oral hygiene. He thinks flossing and gargling are for namby-pambies. Plus, he doesn't want to wash the taste of haggis and wine from his mouth. Hence the reason his breath has a tendency to smell like a rancid corpse.
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Captain Fact # 14 - The Captain does battle with a certain cluster of young hipster witches and warlocks.
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Captain Fact # 15 -
The Captain built a Time Machine!
