The Captains Victrola

What is 'The Captain' Listening to Now?

What does the Captain listen to on those countless fortnights cast out upon the rough seas with only his imagination, his pen and his moleskin pad? What fuels his creative madness? What torturous tunes does he subject his captive crew to while penning his way to Infamy?

  Mayhaps the answer lies here!
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The Captain recently set the world on fire
in Chicago!
Take a look!
I love you

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The Ink Spots may not want to set the world on fire.
But The Captain certainly does!

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The Captain's newest interest is the I-Pod Touch and the game Angry Birds. It's his opportunity to be destructive and blow shit up without hurting anybody...except a bunch of thieving green pigs, whose laughter he claims haunts him at night...

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1/8/2011
Perhaps this garage spider is the cousin of the giant mother spider on The Captain's ship? They both had babies and ate their lovers afterwards, so there is a chance they're related...somehow...some way

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11/15/2010
Let's go, Ghostbusters!

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8/10/2010
Gun Nuts Spokesman!

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8/09/2010
Kevin Federline rocks out to Popozao!
Po! Po! Po! Po! Popozao! Popozao!

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6/30/2010
Today's the Big Day!
Eclipse hits Theaters!
And The Captain wants to partake in this bit of history!
Werewolves and vampires and sparkles, oh my!

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Banglar Kong???
Bollywoods got a green screen...look out!


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6/12/2010
He-Man!

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5/23/2010
Ride, Captain, Ride!

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5/16/2010
Top this! Top That! Witches and warlocks...

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5/11/2010
In honor of removing the witch and warlock's spell,
here's the climax of The Witches (1990)!

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5/1/2010
In Honor of The Captain's History Lesson...
The Tudors!

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4/21/2010
Farewell Meinhardt Raabe!
R.I.P

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4/19/2010
Yetis Back! And this time he's got a bong and Bob Dylan???


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Cops like 3 things: Donuts, Cop Poems and Cop Rock!,
The Captain has been making donuts and watching
"Cop Rock" It's like Poetic Justice!

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4/18/2010
This title really speaks to the Captain!
The Captain says:
"Blades of Anger"!? ...Hmmm...Yes I like the sound of that.
O' Lionel Atwill You are so deliciously evil; I love you."

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The Captain is THERE!
YOU ARE THERE!
The Voyage is ON!

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4/16/2010 
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4/15/2010
The Captain watches News briefs on the"Meteor"
But he knows it's really...
ALIENS!

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In Honor of Pete Steele
Poet & Bard
R.I.P.

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 4/14/2010
In Honor of the Leopold and Loeb Poem,
The Captain presents the trailer for
Compulsion (1959)!

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4/13/2010  

The Captain is getting ready for dinner. 
So what does he listen to?"

            Be Our Guest", of course!                  

                                                                                                                                                                                      

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04/12/2010 

Pernell Roberts rides again! And this time...
He sees it in your eyes...IN YOUR EYES!

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The Bonanza Storm is on with Pernell Roberts singing 
"Early One Morning"!
Perfect to listen to when eating haggis!

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04/06/2010
Beware Ye the Siren's Song!!! 
 

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03/30/2010
'The Captain' plays his Victrola 
And exposes his perhaps unhealthy obsession with 
Enrico Caruso. 
"I like Enrico best when he dresses like a Captain..." 

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03/29/2010
OK, so after those Knife Fights the Captain needs some peace, some sauntering songs that remind him of his voyages from Island to Island - He tunes the dial to 
MCTHFG:
 
   lymon-alpha blobs by mcthfg

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03/28/2010
Sometimes 'The Captain can get a wee bit obsessed, which is why when we checked on him last he was ready for another KNIFE FIGHT! This time between an odd video by 
HRDK pretending to be 'The Knife' V.S. the REAL, the ONE, the ONLY, "The Knife'!
This is what the Swedish website said about it:

HALLANDS OCH ROSLAGENS DRAMATURGISKA KOLLEKTIV  

Claims to be The Knife in his latest work. - The Knife has an unchallenged position in the Grammy country Sweden. Now we let bird flu drama crossed with the Knife aesthetics and music. The result is a music video Dead Bird says HDRK after his latest movie. { translated poorly; I assure you.}

And now, without any further adieu : Dead Bird

SICK!!! EXCELLENT! 

But speaking on the subject of an Ornathalogical variety...Would the REAL Knife please stand up?

Stop by and tell the Captain which one you like better!

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03/27/2010: This evening  the Captain is watching a triple feature by 

The Knife 
Performing "The Captain" Live 
on his video-opticon

 "We Share Our Mother's Help" by The Knife
Directed by Motomichi Nakamura

"Like a Pen" by The Knife  -  Directed by Andreas Nilsson

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 03/26/2010: 'The Captain' is currently listening to: 

Gentle Giant - Racontour Troubadour"

Gentle Giant @ Last FM