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PARAKEET ISLAND
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PARAKEET ISLAND
My Adventure on the Island of Parakeet
My crew and I landed the boat on the sandbank, we climbed out, mounted the island, going in search of coconuts. I had me a huge sword. It was big. Big enough to lop off a head. Which I almost did.The natives were chucking spears.
One of them speared Chuck. Chuck screamed like a girl and I waved my sword over my head. I Felt like something from Lord of the Kings or whatever that book’s called. I didn’t know what to do. So I warded off spear-chuckers and screamed like a madman.
One of them speared Chuck. Chuck screamed like a girl and I waved my sword over my head. I Felt like something from Lord of the Kings or whatever that book’s called. I didn’t know what to do. So I warded off spear-chuckers and screamed like a madman.
They seemed scared now! They ran like jackrabbits into the bush. I saw a parakeet on a bush! So I called it Parakeet Island.
We got in the boat and left our harrowing adventure behind us, heading off into the amber glow of the orb-like sun.
~We got in the boat and left our harrowing adventure behind us, heading off into the amber glow of the orb-like sun.
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